HAIRMAN

Dialing for dollars with headset on during a fierce thunder storm today, our house was hit by lightning and I recieved a surge of electricity through my head which has given me superhuman powers – I’ve grown my hair back – I’ve become become:
HAIRMAN
able to grow hair at will: first on my head, then by harnessing my power - anywhere on my body – except, curiously, my palms?!
Over time I will grow hair in any color as well. First human colors, then overtime based on my experience as an art teacher, primary, secondary, and tertiary colors. And then, based on energy that has been stored in my body since the lightning storm – neon!
I will use my hair to take on different personas in an effort to bring harmony to mankind by walking a mile in the shoes of other people including: Exotic dancers, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump (it was either him or Don King – I flipped a coin).
I vow to continue my quest as Hairman, and to correct little old Jewish ladies when they call me Herman!