Message to Mark. Apologize. According to reports the only golfer who'll play with you in your gated community in Southern California is OJ ( if he can find golf gloves that fit him).
America's culture is very forgiving. Everyone with a media presence is required to reinvent themselves (lets face it they are products) each decade - so it's time for the new, improved Mark McGuire - with no transfat, I mean steroids. It's no big deal.
In fact, think about those remaining hard core steroid using teenagers who can't get off the cream. They'll listen to you - if you look right into the camera and say you're sorry, and tell us why you did what you did (it wasn't banned when you started, once you were in the thick of it you didn't have the balls - no pun intended* to stop, and when you got in front of the committee you just froze, like Beltran looking at Wainwright's called 3 Sir Charles in game 7 of the NLCS).
Remember, you're not alone, I bet that not only are plenty of guys who are going through the same torment you are, but there's plenty who've come out of it on the other side that will be there to support you. By the looks of you these days you've come clean physically - now its time to come clean emotionally - you'll be the bigger man for it.
* I believe steroid use shrinks your testes - but this is by no means conclusive
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